dear catholics, christians, and any other religion who may be listening,
we the gays promise to not get "married" in your houses of worship if you promise to practice what you preach - love and compassion. in turn - we the gays will find alternative ways to celebrate our love for our partners and share that love with our family and friends -however - if your congregation welcomes the idea - we'll definitely keep you in mind while we plan our events. as for the rest - thank you - but your services will not be necessary.
equal rights is not a privilege to be passed down by the church - so - if you could promise to stay out of politics and government - that would be great. after all - these laws and practices were put in place to protect all the people of america - not just the god fearing ones. stop trying to deny us our rights and we will forever be grateful.
help us and we promise we will continue to be the outstanding tax paying citizens we always have been. we will also help you by continuing to preach love and compassion just as god would want us to.
thank you and may god bless you,
the gays
