in a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli, (e. coli) bacteria found in feces. in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.however, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
remember: water = poop, wine = health
therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
there is no need to thank me for this valuable information: i'm doing it as a public service!
1 comment:
That would explain why you are eternally preserved as a 21 year old youth, even though you are pushing 40. Thank Madonna I can get a nice big ole 10 litre bottle of Lambrusco for £2.00
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