chinese fortune cookie

from tonight's batch of dirty chinese food - here are the fortunes:

1. be brave at heart. take that chance it's been there all the time.
2. your problem just got bigger. think, what have you done?
3. perhaps you've been focusing too much on spending.
4. it's over your head now. time to get some professional help.

is it just me or was this some kind of twisted therapy the chinese place was trying to push on us?

chinese fortune cookie

from tonight's batch of fortune cookies:

1. a hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
2. an investment in yourself will pay dividends for the rest of your life.
3. a mentor is someone whose hindsight can become your foresight.

words to live by!

chinese fortune cookie

from tonight's batch of fortune cookies:

1. a lifestyle is what you pay for; a life is what pays you.
2. change is not merley necessary to life. it is life.

fortunes brought to me by mama buddha in the west village.

chinese fortune cookie

yes yes - i'm guilty - i'm a huge fan of dirty chinese food take-out. i think it's high time to start documenting the fun fortunes found in my cookies (wow - that sounds sexual). anyway - here goes...

from tonight's cookie batch:
1. truth seeks and finds the light of day.
2. always remember where you are going and never forget where you've been.
3. always, always practice humility.
4. at the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
5. change is happening in your life, so go with the flow.

tonight's fortunes were brought to me by taste of oriental in brooklyn. why they felt the need to send me 5 cookies is beyond me - and no - i didn't eat them all - ok maybe just two - or three.