path train nightmare

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say something photo :: fat nap (boston)

fat nap boston. i know i know it's been a while. this fat nap was found at the amtrak station across from copley square in boston. what form - what presence. definitely a 10 all the way! this picture was actually taken in conjunction with my birthday celebration back in april. man - i need to get back on the ball with this stuff. enjoy!

say something photo :: fat nap (buenos aires)

while dining at hooters at puerto madero, buenos aires (yes i understand i said hooters - yes i understand that's an american chain - yes - bad bad decision - but i digress) - i managed to find a fantastic fat nap. you know me - always looking for an opportunity to capture things on film - this was an excellent surprise to my vacation. aww - and she has a balloon!

wacky video :: jc survives

say something photo :: john's pizzeria

found written on the wall in the bathroom at john's pizzeria - evidently ads really piss off people in restaurant bathrooms. honestly - there are quite a few in there - but wow - the rage - lol. i just thought it was a funny way to express oneself - hope you do too. people graffiti the damnest things. enjoy!

say something photo :: homeosexual

my friend jeannine alerted me to this photograph - it made me laugh. it is such a shame that the christians don't know how to spell. who's the moron now - huh? stop attacking the homos and get an education! just what is a 'homeosexual' anyway?

wacky video :: leave britney alone!

my goodness - this poor poor 'girl' has way to much time on his hands. and doesn't he remind anyone of someone - humm - cracked-out britney herself perhaps? you be the judge when you watch this video found on youtube.

west virginia quarters

hang on to any of the new west virginia quarters, if you have them. they may be worth much more than 25 cents. the u.s. mint announced today that it is recalling all of the west virginia quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. this action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, tollbooths, vending machines, pay phones, or any other coin operated device. the problem lies in the unique design of the west virginia quarter, which was designed by a team of west virginians. apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the machines.

wacky video :: teen usa 2007

oh so pretty - oh so dumb. take a watch as miss south carolina does her state proud as she fights for the title of miss teen usa 2007. may this experience and now the youtube video scar her for life. makes you kinda feel sorry for her - or not - blondes are like - smart and stuff - totally!

wacky video :: dee ranged

this video is from youtube. it features dee ranged - the newly crowned entertainer of the year. it's just a quick example of her twisted mind!

say something photo :: no more nails

my friend michael (the one from london - hi luv) sent me this picture today - it's so freaking hilarious i just had to say something about it. sick and twisted - my god i want the t-shirt! haha - i just said god - i'm so going to hell - fun!

say something photo :: jesus dog

this was sent to me by a coworker - i couldn't resist - for all of you jesus freaks out there - see where he's popping up now? my goodness - if grilled cheeses weren't enough of a freaky place to be - now on the ass of a dog. what does this mean really? jesus is a dog's ass? humm - i think this could lead to an interesting debate on religion!

say something photo :: acrylic pumps

there's got to be something to say about wearing comfortable shoes. but my god - just take a look at these. this is why women should not attempt to dress like drag queens when they have big gross feet. this woman thought it would be extremely festive to wear her acrylic pumps to dinner at the front porch in ogunquit, me.

i mean if i weren't sure of the fact that it was a real woman - i would say based on the over-sized feet squashed into a shoe that would classically be called a 'hooker' heel that this woman was indeed - a drag queen. but no. this was a real woman with bad fashion sense (compounded by the fact that she had bleach blond dry and crusty hair and a pink 'jumper' and windbreaker no doubt bought from k-mart.)

when listening in on her conversation (because why not) she was more concerned about how many gays were in this beach town known for it's gay clientele. maybe she should stop gawking at the gays and befriend a few so they can teach her what not to wear. stacy and clinton would have a field day with this one.

note to women everywhere: if your toes lap over the ends of your 'fashionable' hooker heels - they don't fit! like truvy (dolly parton) says in 'steel magnolias' - 'in a good shoe, i wear a six, but a seven feels so good i buy a size eight.' words of wisdom and definitely words to live by.

say something photo :: blow bros

i saw this and totally couldn't resist - i mean really - either this is brilliant or completely unfortunate. blow bros - bringing all of your dumping needs to a portable toilet. taken in portsmouth, nh while visiting friends for memorial day.

i have now learned their motto is: 'we're number one in the number two business.' insane!

say something photo :: chicken wing cocktail

the chicken wing cocktail

ingredients:
- drink 1-5 moscow mules from bar 89 in soho new york (preferably in a copper mug - and i like mine with a little muddled cucumber) until sufficiently drunk
- accidentally drop in one half-eaten chicken wing
- combine with blue cheese dressing and the best nachos in nyc
- stir and serve

it's not the best combination in the world - but when completely drunk - you hardly notice the difference!

say something photo :: fat nap (dc style)

so the first fat nap picture was a popular one. so my friend scott took this pic on the metro in washington, dc. as you can clearly see - people in dc are much much bigger than the people in nyc - well - that is if you are using this picture to base all of that on. it's clearly time to go on a diet america!

say something photo :: america's got talent (as does the uk)

while having a little fun at splash on a typical musical monday - brian (from nyc) and michael (from london) - decided to have a fist-eating contest. now - i'm not sure if this is a 'talent' but it sure makes for a fun party trick. you be the judge.

say something photo :: world's tightest pants

this was sent to me by a friend - all i can say is - ouch - words can't even go there with this one. oh - not her - the guy in the grey jeans - i mean what was he thinking - haha! i mean really - i hope to god he's foreign or something - that's quite a site indeed.

the dot and the line: a romance in lower mathematics

thinking back to my childhood - i've been wondering about whatever happened to my favorite cartoons from those days. as i was exploring on youtube - i found the one that to this day - is my absolute favorite - the dot and the line: a romance in lower mathematics. enjoy!

what are you drinking?

in a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli, (e. coli) bacteria found in feces. in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

however, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

remember: water = poop, wine = health

therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

there is no need to thank me for this valuable information: i'm doing it as a public service!