ok come on now - who does not know how to use a revolving door? i mean really - most of them are designed for one person - that's one - singular - uno - you get my point.as i was rushing to get to work today - still hungover from last night's sake overdose - i turn the corner to go through the revolving door and i can't - there are 2 tourists - i'm assuming a mother and daughter - caught in the revolving door because their fat mid-american asses were too big to get both of them safely through. so like dumbasses - they are stuck - wedged between freedom and sbarro.
now why would anyone think that in that size space - 2 people could fit through. granted - it was a mother and her kid - but the kid was in her 20s and was a full grown adult. there's no excuse. even if they were scared for their lives being in the big dangerous big city - no one is going to mug you in a revolving door - why - because they aren't made for 2 people!
tourists take note - don't even try to put 2 people in a revolving door, stand on the right and walk on the left of escalators (and some of you should walk regardless - my god - so much mid-america cottage cheese ass freaks running around - exercise for christ's sake), when you reach the top of the escalator - keep walking - chances are there are people behind you who'd like to safely exit the moving platform, and - don't put 2 people in revolving doors - can't stress this enough - we are new yorkers - we won't bite - it's not cute - it's not 'fun' - if you want 'fun' - take your fat ass to disney world and ride the tea cups!
welcome to new york baby!
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