there's got to be something to say about wearing comfortable shoes. but my god - just take a look at these. this is why women should not attempt to dress like drag queens when they have big gross feet. this woman thought it would be extremely festive to wear her acrylic pumps to dinner at the front porch in ogunquit, me.
i mean if i weren't sure of the fact that it was a real woman - i would say based on the over-sized feet squashed into a shoe that would classically be called a 'hooker' heel that this woman was indeed - a drag queen. but no. this was a real woman with bad fashion sense (compounded by the fact that she had bleach blond dry and crusty hair and a pink 'jumper' and windbreaker no doubt bought from k-mart.)
when listening in on her conversation (because why not) she was more concerned about how many gays were in this beach town known for it's gay clientele. maybe she should stop gawking at the gays and befriend a few so they can teach her what not to wear. stacy and clinton would have a field day with this one.
note to women everywhere: if your toes lap over the ends of your 'fashionable' hooker heels - they don't fit! like truvy (dolly parton) says in 'steel magnolias' - 'in a good shoe, i wear a six, but a seven feels so good i buy a size eight.' words of wisdom and definitely words to live by.
i mean if i weren't sure of the fact that it was a real woman - i would say based on the over-sized feet squashed into a shoe that would classically be called a 'hooker' heel that this woman was indeed - a drag queen. but no. this was a real woman with bad fashion sense (compounded by the fact that she had bleach blond dry and crusty hair and a pink 'jumper' and windbreaker no doubt bought from k-mart.)
when listening in on her conversation (because why not) she was more concerned about how many gays were in this beach town known for it's gay clientele. maybe she should stop gawking at the gays and befriend a few so they can teach her what not to wear. stacy and clinton would have a field day with this one.
note to women everywhere: if your toes lap over the ends of your 'fashionable' hooker heels - they don't fit! like truvy (dolly parton) says in 'steel magnolias' - 'in a good shoe, i wear a six, but a seven feels so good i buy a size eight.' words of wisdom and definitely words to live by.
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glad you liked it - more to come!
Did she look like two pigs fighting under a blanket?
i've added a pic of her - she looks like a really run-down phoebe from 'friends.'
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