say something photo :: the ass midget

ok so now i think i've seen it all - thanks to my friend michael in london. michael sent me this lovely picture of a product found in the prowler sex shop off of old compton street in soho, london. an ass midget. as if sex with toys wasn't sordid enough - now you can cram an entire travelocity gnome up your bum and use it to get off. i mean really - how do you explain that one when your mom comes to clean your room. or better yet - when you want to get your 'groove' on with another person - what do you say - 'gnome me - let me feel his point!' - not for all the lube in lube-land (it's a great place the roller coasters are fun!)