while strolling through the city yesterday - i found an interesting sign on the outside of a park. like most parks in manhattan - it was a haven for the homeless. most sitting around with their shopping carts overflowing with empty soda cans and plastic bottles. i tend to think of them as hermit crabs. most are usually drinking or drunk. yet outside of the park - it clearly says - 'no martinis' - so - one would think that if a sophisticated person of certain stature were to go to said park with martini in hand - he or she may risk a fine for drinking a martini but the drunken bums drinking their 40's of strawberry wine are fine - specifically because it's not a martini? i think they should change the sign a bit and put a silhouette of a drunken homeless person and his shopping cart! it would be so much more applicable.
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